A bar in New York. A wealthy but weary looking man walks in and sits in the seat opposite the bartender. A drunk man is also seated at the counter.
Bartender
Hey bud. What can I get you?
Wealthy man
A whisky.
Bartender
Coming right up.
You don't look too happy, what are you in for?
Wealthy man
Got fired.
Bartender
Tough break man. Have on on the house.
(Turns to other customer) Can I get you another?
Drunk man
What he's having.
Bartender
So, what job did you do?
Wealthy man
Stock broker.
Bartender
Hell of a lot of money in that.I used to think I was good with numbers but (looks around his bar, chuckles) evidently not.(Hands the drunk man another drink)
Drunk man
Thank you barkeep.
Bartender
So what did you get fired for?
Wealthy man
Lost a lot of money.
Bartender
How much?
Wealthy man
30 million.
Bartender
(Whistles, surprised)That's a lot of dough. (hands wealthy man a drink)
Wealthy man
Thanks. My two kids have to be taken out of private school, my wife's gonna dump me (takes a swig of his drink)my life's going to shit.
Bartender
Listen to me you schmuck, you think you can come in here and talk about how your life is bad, you don't know pain, you don't know pain until you see people come in here day after day, ranting and raving about their sorrows, about how they're gonna die, they're parents are gonna die or how everyone they know is gonna die, You DON'T KNOW. Look at this guy (nods in the direction of the drunk man, who is slumped over the counter) His wife left him for his best friend, and his daughter, his only pride and joy in life was taken away from him, when he found out she wasn't even his. You DON'T know.
Wealthy man
I'm sorry-
Bartender
Don't be, you know what, let me get you another-
Wealthy man
No, I gotta go.(exits)
Bartender
Good luck, see you next time.
Drunk man
See you next time?
Bartender
He'll be back. They always come back.
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